A writer died and was given the opportunity of going to
heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits,
she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming
sweatshop. As they worked, they were
repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
“Oh my,” said the writer.
“Let me see heaven now.”
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw
rows of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with
thorny lashes.
“Wait a minute,” said the writer. “This is just as bad as hell!”
“Oh no, it’s not,” replied an unseen voice. “Here, your work gets published.”
This is part of a blog post on the Writer’s Relief
website. They stumbled across some
laughs for writers from Villanova
University and this was
one of their favorites.
This article has been reprinted with permission of Writer’s
Relief, an author submission service that has been helping creative writers
make submissions since 1994. Their work
is highly recommended in the writing community, and there are TONS of freebies,
publishing leads, and writer’s resources on their website. Check it out here.
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